It has been well over 2 years since my last blog. A lot has
happened. I am going to gloss over all this as the probable few people who will
ever really read this will already know of my depressingly conventional
transition into adulthood. The one who keeps me sane through the drudgery of a
full time job is my wonderful fiancée who manages to drag me kicking and
screaming through adult life, whilst at the same time reminding me to not take
myself too seriously. You see, in my mind, I’m kind of a big deal.
Why am I telling you all of this? Well, today actually marks
4 years since my first blog, when I was a starry eyed final-year at university.
The topic of that blog was the January transfer window, and how deadline day is
usually a bit of an anti-climax. Fortunately at the time, my single-digit
readership, most of whom didn’t care a single jot about football managed to
conceal the fact that my conclusions were disastrously wrong. That night turned
out to be one of the more memorable Deadline Days of the last decade. The
events of 2011 are nothing, however, compared to the awe-inspiring void of
absolutely anything which has made up today’s news so far.
As I sit here checking the BBC Sport feed every few minutes,
I live in hope that there is even some sort of cock & bull story about
Gareth Bale to United which Jim White will be able to salivate over for a few
hours tonight, but no – nothing of note has happened today at all. The complete
silence from all quarters is really rather eerie. Where there is normally a flood
of rumours, speculation and downright lies regarding who is going where etc,
there is only a drip of information about Andre Schurrle. Hardly unforgettable
stuff.
I am therefore writing this to condemn this year’s Transfer
Deadline Day as a complete waste of my time – in the vain hope that I am as
drastically wrong as I was 4 years ago. I suppose I should go and put money on
no further signings. Then we can expect fireworks…..